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Sheffield Calling

by The Everly Pregnant Brothers

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Common People She came from Dore she had a thirst for knowledge, She studied Media at Shirecliffe college That’s where I, caught her eye! She told me that her dad were loaded, I said “in that case I’ll have a pint of stones’ and a pie!” And then she looked me in the eyes and she said, “I wanna live like common people, I want to do whatever common people do I want to sleep with common people I want to sleep with common people….. Like YOU.” Well what else could I do? I said “WAHEY! I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO!” I took her down to Castle Market I don’t know why but I ‘ad to start it somewhere (where?) so it started….there. I said “pretend tha’s got no money” She just laughed and said “oh you’re so funny!” I said “yeah?” “can you see any other bastard smilin’ in ‘ere? Are tha sure? Tha wants to live like common people,  the wants to see whatever common people see,  tha wants to sleep wi’ common people,  tha wants to sleep wi’ common people, like ME!???” But she didn’t understand, and she just smiled And held my hand. Rent a flat above a shop Cut yer ‘air and get a job Smoke some fags and play some pool Pretend tha never went to skoyl Still tha’ll never get it reyt Cos when tha’rt laid in bed toneyt Watchin’ roaches climb up wall If tha phoned thi fatha he’d stop it all AAAH! Tha’ll never live like common people  tha’ll never do what common people do,  tha’ll never fail like common people,  tha’ll never watch thi life slide outta view,  and then dance, and drink and screw (ooh!)  because there’s nothing else to do…… I wanna live with common people like you…. I wanna live with common people like you… I wanna live with common people like you.. I wanna live with common people like you…. I wanna live with common people like you… I wanna live with common people like you.. I wanna live with common people like you…. I wanna live with common people like You-oo-oo-la-la-la You-oo-oo-la-la-la-la-la oh AAAAH!
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No Oven No Pie Eeeeeeeeeeee by gum! No oven no pie No oven no pie (said) No oven no pie ( no no oven) No oven no pie. Said I remember, when I used to sit In mi nannan’s kitchen in Beighton! Meat and taters in a pie dish sit Waitin’ for pastry to be put on All of a sudden…CATASTROPHE! Oven’s got no pilot light (SHITE!!!) What we gonna do? Mi nannan would moan And I said, get British Gas on the phone And tell them….. No oven no pie No oven no pie (say, say ) No oven no pie ( where’s mi gravy?) No oven no pie. British Gas man come in half an hour ( oh aye!) With his lickle bag of tricks (yeah!) Says to mi nannan, don’t you worry flower! Thy pilot light I shall fix All of a sudden, a sound like ‘POP!’ He comes up smilin’ bright Says ‘get that pie int oven, an’ urry up!’ ‘this lad don’t want to wait all night’ so tell em, (yeah!) No oven no pie No oven no pie (said) No oven no pie ( where’s mi Hendo’s?) No oven no pie. Eeeeeeeeeee by gum! No oven no pie Eeeeeeeeeeee by gum! No oven no pie!
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Back in the Day when the Brothers looked fresh faced and Charley had long hair. ‘Sheffield Calling’ is the Brothers very first album - 22 tracks

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released August 3, 2010

Recorded at Axis Studios Sheffield
Engineered by Kit Chalis

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The Everly Pregnant Brothers Sheffield, UK

The Everly Pregnant Brothers were formed after a drunken dare by Pete Mckee and Richard Bailey. The success of the dare prompted the pair to draught in a bunch of disparate chaps who had three things in common, the love of beer, ukuleles and having a laugh.

5 Sheffielders with ukeleles and a big bloke with a lethal line in lyrics.

NORTHERN UKE - eclectic ukulele renditions from Sheffield
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