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Polyfilla
02:43
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Polyfilla
I'm movin in to a brand new flat
I'm pissed off cos the walls are cracked
OH NO what are we gonna do?
I'll have to nip down to B & Q for some...
Poly filla thats the way
(fa fa fa fill up fa fill up mi crack)
better run run run
get off on mi way
oh oh oh oh
Poly filla thats the way......
I start some DIY I cant even finish it
I've got a paintbrush, it aint been weshed in years
my missus says to me "you're an idle bastard"
I'm gonna go out and get some plaster or some
Poly filla thats the way
(fa fa fa fill up fa fill up mi crack)
better run run run
get off on mi way
oh oh oh oh
Polyfilla thats the way
fa fa fa fill up fa fll up mi crack
better run run run
get off on thi way
oh oh oh ho!
aye aye aye aye aye ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha .....
poly filla
fill up mi crack
polyfilla
fill up mi crack......
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B.E.S.T
02:44
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3. |
Careless Driver
04:05
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4. |
Chip Pan
02:33
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Common People
03:09
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Common People
She came from Dore she had a thirst for knowledge,
She studied Media at Shirecliffe college
That’s where I, caught her eye!
She told me that her dad were loaded,
I said “in that case I’ll have a pint of stones’ and a pie!”
And then she looked me in the eyes and she said,
“I wanna live like common people,
I want to do whatever common people do
I want to sleep with common people
I want to sleep with common people…..
Like YOU.”
Well what else could I do? I said
“WAHEY! I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO!”
I took her down to Castle Market
I don’t know why but I ‘ad to start it somewhere
(where?)
so it started….there.
I said “pretend tha’s got no money”
She just laughed and said
“oh you’re so funny!” I said “yeah?”
“can you see any other bastard smilin’ in ‘ere?
Are tha sure? Tha wants to live like common people,
the wants to see whatever common people see,
tha wants to sleep wi’ common people,
tha wants to sleep wi’ common people, like ME!???”
But she didn’t understand, and she just smiled
And held my hand.
Rent a flat above a shop
Cut yer ‘air and get a job
Smoke some fags and play some pool
Pretend tha never went to skoyl
Still tha’ll never get it reyt
Cos when tha’rt laid in bed toneyt
Watchin’ roaches climb up wall
If tha phoned thi fatha he’d stop it all AAAH!
Tha’ll never live like common people
tha’ll never do what common people do,
tha’ll never fail like common people,
tha’ll never watch thi life slide outta view,
and then dance, and drink and screw (ooh!)
because there’s nothing else to do……
I wanna live with common people like you….
I wanna live with common people like you…
I wanna live with common people like you..
I wanna live with common people like you….
I wanna live with common people like you…
I wanna live with common people like you..
I wanna live with common people like you….
I wanna live with common people like
You-oo-oo-la-la-la
You-oo-oo-la-la-la-la-la oh AAAAH!
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Big Lump
02:11
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Big Lump
I’m sweatin’ I’ve just got into Heathrow off of ‘t Kabul flight
I’m paranoid I’m looking side to side
Thinking ‘bout this bloody package what I’m tryin’ to Hide
Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE
Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE
Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE
(said there’s a)
Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE
I’m shakin’, I’m shakin’ like a shittin’ dog
Cos’ customs man, he’s clocked me
He’s got me in his beady eye
And if he finds what I’ve got
I’m doing fifteen to life…
Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE
Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE
Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE
(said there’s a)
Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE
I’m sweating, I’m running like a bastard
Cos mi cover’s blown
I’m bein’ pursued, by two sniffer dogs
Gonna find mesen a toilet and deposit this log.
Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE
Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE
Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE
(said there’s a)
Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE
Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE
Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE
Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE
(said there’s a)
Big lump of hashish up mi BACKSIDE
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7. |
FU
03:10
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Giro
02:58
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GIRO
As I were goin over from Beighton up to Woodhouse
To see mi dole officer, the bloody rotten shithouse
I first took out mi biro and signed a bit of paper
She says “has tha been workin? If thy has then we cant pay yer!”
Sovereign ring from Elizabeff Duke (NICE!)
Burberry cap on daddy-oh
Burberry cap on ‘t babby-oh
Got pissed up on mi giro
I took all of that money
Sixty five pound forty
I bought a six pack of special brew
And summat rather naughty
I took it home and skinned up
And laid down on mi napper
I thought that I might throw up
So I nipped off quick to ‘t crapper
Sovereign ring from Elizabeff Duke (NICE!)
Burberry cap on daddy-oh
Burberry cap on ‘t babby-oh
Got pissed up on mi giro
Well some lads go out fishin’
And some lads go out robbin’
But me I like to stop at home in bed
And do some knobbin’!
Our lass does me a favour
She goes to get me ‘t paper
She picks me out six horses
If thi win then I might pay her
Sovereign ring from Elizabeff Duke (NICE!)
Burberry cap on daddy-oh
Burberry cap on ‘t babby-oh
Got pissed up on mi giro
Got pissed up on mi giro
Got pissed up on mi giro
Got pissed up on mi giro
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9. |
Killing Her Softly
04:18
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Pigeon
02:41
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No Oven No Pie
03:47
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No Oven No Pie.
Eeeeeeeeeeee by gum!
No oven no pie
No oven no pie (said)
No oven no pie ( no no oven)
No oven no pie.
Said I remember, when I used to sit
In mi nannan’s kitchen in Beighton!
Meat and taters in a pie dish sit
Waitin’ for pastry to be put on
All of a sudden…CATASTROPHE!
Oven’s got no pilot light (SHITE!!!)
What we gonna do? Mi nannan would moan
And I said, get British Gas on the phone
And tell them…..
No oven no pie
No oven no pie (say, say )
No oven no pie ( where’s mi gravy?)
No oven no pie.
British Gas man come in half an hour ( oh aye!)
With his lickle bag of tricks (yeah!)
Says to mi nannan, don’t you worry flower!
Thy pilot light I shall fix
All of a sudden, a sound like ‘POP!’
He comes up smilin’ bright
Says ‘get that pie int oven, an’ urry up!’
‘this lad don’t want to wait all night’
so tell em, (yeah!)
No oven no pie
No oven no pie (said)
No oven no pie ( where’s mi Hendo’s?)
No oven no pie.
Eeeeeeeeeee by gum!
No oven no pie
Eeeeeeeeeeee by gum!
No oven no pie!
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Hendo's
03:45
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Hendos
Fuck Worcester sauce, that shit's no good for you
it tastes like fuckin glue
and it;s just not Hendos
I came along, I wrote a song for you
I put you on mi stew
and you are called Hendos
O shit mi puddin's burned
but what a crafty thing I've learned
saved it with a drop of Hendos
Ch.
I were skin, oh I were skin and bones
until I got mi meat pie on
and now I am a rather big chap......
I am fuckin fat twat.
well we ran out, when we were havin stew
what a dozy thing to do
you cant run out of Hendos
and so I went, I went around to t' shop
I called in at Co-op
to get some more Hendos
Ch.
I were skin, oh I were skin and bones
until I got mi meat pie on
and now I'm on a fuckin diet!......
I'm on a fuckin diet!
Hendos I love a drop of Hendos
I love a drop of Hendos
I love a drop of Hendos......
Fuck Worcester Sauce
That shit's no good for you
It tastes like fuckin glue......
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Pilecream
02:03
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14. |
Rammel Drawer
03:52
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15. |
Waiting for me Mam
01:55
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Hole in the Road
03:48
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Hole in the Road
(oyl in t' rooad)
when I were a young lad
we went on t' bus to town
not for nowt secial
we were just lookin round
I walked the same way through town for years
and I tell thi, I never got bored
I walked down through there
I walked through 't oyl in 't rooad
through 't oyl in t' rooad
well you come down from Fargate with the wind in your hair
you come down t' escalators cos thi didnt have no stairs
it were too far, for your tired legs, wi your nannan
walking through t' oyl in t' rooad
there were Thorntons when you fancied some spice
they had a fish tank in there but them fish didnt look nice
Sharp Cuts would busk on a Saturday
we'd watch em and never get bored
they rocked it down there
when we walked through t' oyl in 't rooad
through t' oyl in t' rooad
well you walk up from Pond street with the wind in your hair
you come down t escalators cos thi didnt have no stairs
it were too far, for your tired legs, wi your nannan
walkin through t' oyl in t' rooad
through t' oyl in t; roooad hey hey
through t' oyl in t' rooad.
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The Everly Pregnant Brothers Sheffield, UK
The Everly Pregnant Brothers were formed after a drunken dare by Pete Mckee and Richard Bailey. The success of the dare
prompted the pair to draught in a bunch of disparate chaps who had three things in common, the love of beer, ukuleles and having a laugh.
5 Sheffielders with ukeleles and a big bloke with a lethal line in lyrics.
NORTHERN UKE - eclectic ukulele renditions from Sheffield
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