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No Oven No Pie

Eeeeeeeeeeee by gum!

No oven no pie
No oven no pie (said)
No oven no pie ( no no oven)
No oven no pie.

Said I remember, when I used to sit
In mi nannan’s kitchen in Beighton!
Meat and taters in a pie dish sit
Waitin’ for pastry to be put on
All of a sudden…CATASTROPHE!
Oven’s got no pilot light (SHITE!!!)
What we gonna do? Mi nannan would moan
And I said, get British Gas on the phone
And tell them…..


No oven no pie
No oven no pie (say, say )
No oven no pie ( where’s mi gravy?)
No oven no pie.

British Gas man come in half an hour ( oh aye!)
With his lickle bag of tricks (yeah!)
Says to mi nannan, don’t you worry flower!
Thy pilot light I shall fix
All of a sudden, a sound like ‘POP!’
He comes up smilin’ bright
Says ‘get that pie int oven, an’ urry up!’
‘this lad don’t want to wait all night’
so tell em, (yeah!)

No oven no pie
No oven no pie (said)
No oven no pie ( where’s mi Hendo’s?)
No oven no pie.

Eeeeeeeeeee by gum!
No oven no pie
Eeeeeeeeeeee by gum!
No oven no pie!

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from Sheffield Calling, released August 3, 2010

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The Everly Pregnant Brothers Sheffield, UK

The Everly Pregnant Brothers were formed after a drunken dare by Pete Mckee and Richard Bailey. The success of the dare prompted the pair to draught in a bunch of disparate chaps who had three things in common, the love of beer, ukuleles and having a laugh.

5 Sheffielders with ukeleles and a big bloke with a lethal line in lyrics.

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